House Lannister: Back the Fuck Off
House Tully: Do the Right Thing
House Stark: Never forgive. Never Forget. Pack a sweater.
House Baratheon: Entitlement and Stubbornness go well together, don't you think?
House Arryn: You are all beneath me.
House Frey: You Shall Not Pass.
House Targaryen: Burn, Motherfuckers.
House Martell: We want no part in this.
House Tyrell: Won't Stop. Can't Stop.
House Greyjoy: Give me that thing. I want it.
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings
First piece of bread in a loaf.
Will Smith’s 21yo son
Wait who is that in the pic? And Will Smith has another kid?
“Challenge accepted!” — phandom.
omg this is still going
Well, of course. You challenged THE PHANDOM.
DID WE BEAT JENSEN ACKLES YET
It’s like a rule that you have to reblog if it appears on your dash
6, 451, 413 notes WHAT!!!?
we must ALWAYS reblog this when it shows up on our dash
im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
That’d be illegal.
there is no laws in animal crossing
A flower for you, my lady.
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive
That…that is the best descriptions of sloths ever.
D: I wanna be one of the guys who rips off a guy’s face and like gets shot eight times and still survives and then they only find weed in my system.
T: That’s so much darker than my answer. That’s oh my god, uhhhhh.
T: I was gonna say, like surfing a tsunami wave.
D: Woah, that’s way…
D: Mine was stupid.
T: No, yours was awesome.
you mean this moment:
YES, EXACTLY, i finally understand this “i wish someone looked at me the way Tyler Hoechlin looks at Dylan O’Brien” post
I feel as if this symbolizes the fact that she’s under so much stress to be beautiful
Or she’s stoned as fuck
Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush
Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her
Or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe.
Or maybe shes a SPACE ALIEN
Or maybe she has allergies
Or maybe it’s maybelline
this fucking website
Stephen Hawking watches Doctor Who
And that is just the coolest thing.
he also said in an interview once that his voice generator isn’t British because he didn’t want to sound like a Dalek
IMAGINE IF HE SOUNDED LIKE A DALEK
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
such car, very fast
I WILL FUCKING MURDER EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. I WILL EVAPORATE ALL OCEANS. I WILL BURN EVERY FOREST. I WILL FREEZE EVERY DESERT. I WILL EXPLODE THE FUCKING MOON AND THE SUN AND THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE MARK MY FUCKING WORDS.